Now, armed with your newfound imperviousness to dirty words, try stringing them together when your partner is physically there. Because at some point you’ll realize they don’t have all that much power they just describe things we grew up being taught to fear. You could even sit down with a friend and come up with a long list of sexual words and say them to each other until they stop having any kind of effect on you. Already forgetting what that’s supposed to be.) Try doing that with a list of sexual vocabulary, both traditional and slang. You know how when you say a word over and over and over again it becomes almost meaningless? (Jacuzzi. Just kidding, there’s an easier way to deal with this.

I’ll come with you and help direct the time/space coordinates.but it might take awhile so we should probably pack some sandwiches. If those two fail, get to work on building your own time machine so you can somehow go back and systematically disrupt and wholly divert our cultural inheritance of tightly regulated sexual shame.

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